Kashi: We are? OH! WE ARE! [lands the helicopter and crashes into the Whomping Willow on the way down] AHHHHHGGGHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TREE?!

——————Inside Hogwarts———————-

AKF: He was being sarcastic, Haley…

Ed: [sigh]

AKF: ED! Just do whatever you did to bring Snape back. I mean… you brought him back and it doesn’t look like you lost anything…

Ed: I said possibility! I was… lucky or something… the laws of Alchemy seem to get all fucked up whenever it has something to do with you people…

AKF: Well, durr.

Ed: What?

AKF: We’ve been fucking around with the laws of… everything practically since we were born. 

Ed: …What?!

AKF: Just draw the transmutation circle, Ed… BI

——————-BIR———————-

Tai: Yeah, that always seems to happen to me, Ari… 

Naru: I said I’m curious as to who’ve you actually slept with in BIR. And is there anything besides sexual favors I could do to get you to tell me? I want blackmail material. 

Tai: Wait, what?

Naru: Shut up, Tai.

Jhonen: >_> Winter, honestly, I don’t know what else to tell you. And I think Darren is getting mad again. [attempts to pry Winter off of himself]

backinreality:

Skai: :0 huh? what naru? shut up tai. 

Ari: ^^; you’re always getting yourself into trouble, tai-chan! 

Winter: *puts arm around jhonen* you can tell me anything you’d like, nii-san. anything at all. I’ll be here to listen :D 

Darren: *rolls eyes* oh my gooooddddd 

—————————-hogwarts———————-

Ed: well, erm, that is i could, but there’s always the chance you could lose a limb… or a body…. 

Haley: who the fuck cares? you already have two metal limbs. deal with it, bitch! 

Ed: *rolls eyes* oh how i’ve missed you guys

Haley: awwww really?! c: 

———————Helicopter————————

Tachi: KASHI!! LAND THE CHOPPAAAAHHH. we’re here. :D

Kashi: …I—well—you could—… Okay, you have a point… Dammit…

———————Hogwarts————————

AKF: Ed, you’re the one that brought Snape back to life. You have two seconds to explain why you or someone else couldn’t do it again, and you had better use them wisely. 

Random First Year: Professorrrrrr can I have a UNNNIIIICCCCOOORRRRNNNN horn?

AKF: [punt]

——————-BIR———————-

Jhonen: What is there even to tell?! Dx It’s just sex for the love of god…

Tai: …Hi, Ari~ …I’m in a headlock. BI

Naru: [ignored] SKAI! Listen when people talk to you!

Tai: [snort] Like that’ll ever happen. 

Naru: Shut up…

Skai: :0 huh? what naru? shut up tai. 

Ari: ^^; you’re always getting yourself into trouble, tai-chan! 

Winter: *puts arm around jhonen* you can tell me anything you’d like, nii-san. anything at all. I’ll be here to listen :D 

Darren: *rolls eyes* oh my gooooddddd 

—————————-hogwarts———————-

Ed: well, erm, that is i could, but there’s always the chance you could lose a limb… or a body…. 

Haley: who the fuck cares? you already have two metal limbs. deal with it, bitch! 

Ed: *rolls eyes* oh how i’ve missed you guys

Haley: awwww really?! c: 

———————Helicopter————————

Tachi: KASHI!! LAND THE CHOPPAAAAHHH. we’re here. :D

Kashi: …I—well—you could—… Okay, you have a point… Dammit…

———————Hogwarts————————

AKF: Ed, you’re the one that brought Snape back to life. You have two seconds to explain why you or someone else couldn’t do it again, and you had better use them wisely. 

Random First Year: Professorrrrrr can I have a UNNNIIIICCCCOOORRRRNNNN horn?

AKF: [punt]

——————-BIR———————-

Jhonen: What is there even to tell?! Dx It’s just sex for the love of god…

Tai: …Hi, Ari~ …I’m in a headlock. BI

Naru: [ignored] SKAI! Listen when people talk to you!

Tai: [snort] Like that’ll ever happen. 

Naru: Shut up…

[BIR] We’re Back~

Winter: *waves his hand in front of Jhonen* you gotta tell us, Nii-san! Or at least tell me!

Darren: seriously, just tell him so he can shut up about it. :c

Skai: pssht. He’s probably a virgin too. C’mon, winter, I’ll find you a bitch to fuck.

Winter: D: NO thank you, skai-skai! I would prefer to not!

Ari: *tilting head at Tai stuck in headlock* :D

——————————-Hogwarts—————————————-

Haley: well if it isn’t Edward elric! Whats new mah nigga?

Ed: …. Uhhh I heard you guys wanted to see me for some reason?

Haley: yeah, we’re gonna need you to revive some dead guys. Stat!

Snape: :I

Ed: yeah… that’s probably not such a good idea.

———————helicoptor—————————-

Tachi: KASHI!! GET TO DA CHOPPA

Kashi: do you have to keep saying that every 5 minutes?

Tachi: when else am I gonna get a chance, man?!

(via backinreality)

Winter: *waves his hand in front of Jhonen* you gotta tell us, Nii-san! Or at least tell me!

Darren: seriously, just tell him so he can shut up about it. :c

Skai: pssht. He’s probably a virgin too. C’mon, winter, I’ll find you a bitch to fuck.

Winter: D: NO thank you, skai-skai! I would prefer to not!

Ari: *tilting head at Tai stuck in headlock* :D

——————————-Hogwarts—————————————-

Haley: well if it isn’t Edward elric! Whats new mah nigga?

Ed: …. Uhhh I heard you guys wanted to see me for some reason?

Haley: yeah, we’re gonna need you to revive some dead guys. Stat!

Snape: :I

Ed: yeah… that’s probably not such a good idea.

———————helicoptor—————————-

Tachi: KASHI!! GET TO DA CHOPPA

Kashi: do you have to keep saying that every 5 minutes?

Tachi: when else am I gonna get a chance, man?!

(via backinreality)

AKF: … [eye twitches]

Kashi: … [pokes]

AKF: AHGH!

Kashi: [jumps]

AKF: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL. I’M TORN BETWEEN THE GLORY OF THE SEXINESS BEFORE ME AND THE CONFUSION OF SEEING REMUS WITH ANOTHER MAN. 

Kashi: Welllllll if he’s gay then there’s nothing you can really—

AKF: It’s fanart, Kashi. Shut up.

Kashi: BC

(Source: backinreality)

AKF: Well, if it worked on Sev, let’s hope it can work on Remus and Sirius too. 

Snape: …Remus got married and had a kid you know… 

AKF: …So did I, but I’d still hit it. Sure he would too.

Snape: …What?

Ed: [opens door] …Am I interrupting something?

AKF: …The fuck did you get here so fast?

Ed: … [shrug]

—————-BIR———————-

Jhonen: [groans] It’s hot, it’s sweaty, and it feels good. That’s about it. 

Misa: Wow. Great description, Jhonen. Such pleasant imagery. BI

Jhonen: What do you want from me? It didn’t actually do much for me personally.

Misa: …You’re so weird. 

Jhonen: So I’ve been told. >_>

Naru: [has Tai in a headlock] Oh, now I’m intrigued. Who have you slept with? And is there anything besides sexual favors I could do to get you to tell me?

Tai: Can you let go of me now, or…?

Naru: No, bitch, shut up. 

Tai: [sigh]

backinreality:

Winter: *clings to Jhonen* yeaaahhh nii-san tell me! tell me what happens! *stares up at him with gleaming eyes* 

Ari: *facepalm* 

Skai: no one here would fuck me, believe me, I’ve fucked everyone who would, and now they’re done :c 

Ari: O.o who else have you fucked besides Tai? ? 

Skai: *wags finger* skai-skai wouldn’t kiss and tell u.u

——————Hogwarts—————————

Haley: ….. sooooo we just wait here for them then? whats new with you sev? 

Snape: ya know.. the usual.. rising up from the dead and whatnot

Haley: totally normal.