December 2011
30 posts
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Tai: [rolls eyes] I’m sure there’s SOMEONE around here that would fuck you, Skai.
Naru: Like you?
Tai: [smacks her upside the head]
Naru: … ಠ_ಠ
Jhonen: …Did you just smack her?
Tai: Yes.
Jhonen: I’m out. [puts hands up defensively and walks away towards Winter and Misa]
Naru: [cracks knuckles]
Misa: Oh, don’t worry about it, Winter-kun! Just take a...
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Haley: yessss… i hope he gets here quickly. he can’t really apparate can he?
Snape : *shrug*
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Itachi: ok sooo… give us the keys to your car bitch.
Contestant: uhm, no?
Itachi: (sigh) *does sharingan*
Contestant: I ONLY HAVE A HELICOPTOR!!! *gives them the keys*
tachi: well sweet.
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Misa: [slaps forehead] It’s all biological… it might be a little awkward the first time but you’ll figure it out!
Tai: Skai, I thought you had an army of strippers and whores…
Naru: He probably lost contact with them when he was together with Tai for all those years.
Jhonen: PFFT. Like SKAI was FAITHFUL… What a joke.
Naru: …Oh. Right.
Tai: Besides…...
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Tachi: shit storms a brewin, we better go. c’mon, we gotta find that invisible train or whatever.
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haley: uuhhhh AKF do you have Ed’s number?
Snape: uuhhg so disorganized. Do you guys want the ingrediants or what?
Haley: no fuck that, this is way more intersesting than shopping for tyra.
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Misa: Of course I’m sure, Winter-kun! What makes you think it wouldn’t me? o.o
Naru: HA! That’s fucking hilarious. Does he have any idea?
Jhonen: Oh, god, too much information…
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AKF: LET’S FUCKING DO IT. WHERE ARE THE ALCHEMISTS?!
Snape: Weren’t you here for something?
AKF: Huh? Oh, uh…...
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Darren: :/ well… honestly… sometimes I make him a hot cocoa at night, drug it, and have my way with him after he’s passed out. He would never do anything consciously.
Skai: YEAH, DARREN!! hahahahahhaha thats the most hilarious thing i’ve heard you say.
Darren: yeah.. its mostly blowjobs and jacking off though because i’d rather be a bottom :I
Skai: ok, ok, thats...
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AKF: …What the fuck? I thought Human Transmutation didn’t work. BI
Snape: Oh, who cares.
AKF: [GASP] WAIT WAIT. SO SO SO… DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE COULD COULD COULD… DO IT FOR REMUS-KUN!?! :D
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Kashi: …I feel a disturbance in the force.
Random Contestant: Guuuuuurl,...
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Haley: uuhm no, not exactly penguin world, per say. I had a little talk with Ed Elric. :I he might have had to sacrifice a few more limbs for me buuutt…. worth it.
Sev/Haley: *high five* LIFE PACT YEAH!!
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Winter: thats true.. those kids are bitches.
Darren: but pretty...
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Misa: It might be a little icky, Winter-kun but it feels goooood~
Jhonen: Shut up, Misa…
Misa: No. BI
Tai: [grabs Ari] You need to stop getting sucked into different dimensions.
Jhonen: Winter, have you ever even watched Toddlers and Tiaras? The kids throw tantrums and bitch and whine about everything. Besides… you don’t need a legacy. You’re fabulous enough for about...
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Haley: about that… i miiight have tried to raise him from the dead. :I
Snape: well that explains a lot.
Haley: so dude, can we like, have some gillyweed and stuff? some friends of ours are trying to win ANTM.
Snape: uhhh…. wut?
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Skai: THEN WHO WANTS TO FUCK?! seriously...
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Jhonen: Oh, thank god… Crisis averted.
Misa: Awe… I wanted to buy the kid lots of frilly, glitzy dresses…
Jhonen: It might have been a boy, you know.
Misa: So? I’d still buy him frilly glitzy dresses.
Jhonen: [rolls eyes]
Tai: Shut up, Skai… =_=
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AKF: …Isn’t Harry like…...
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Winter: oohhh… i guess i dont know much about babies.. :c how will i win toddlers and tiaras then jho-jho? its been my dream ever since i thought of it earlier today.
Darren: its ok, winter. you dont need to win toddlers and tiaras to be happy!
Winter: are you sure???
Darren: *shrug* pretty sure!
Winter: :I mmmm…
Skai: buuuttt… me and tai still get to bang right?
Ari:...
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AKF/Haley: [Apparate into Storage Closet for Potions at Hogwarts]
AKF: Ah, memories… now where the fuck in the Gillyweed and all the other shit?
Random Student: [knocks on door] I NEED A UNICORN HOOORRRNNNN….. whaaa.
AKF: NO. Just got get an inflatable unicorn.
RS: Okaaaayyyyy… whaaa.
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Jhonen: Milk,...
Back In Reality: Tai: Oh, there you are, Ari.... →
Haley: ok, AKF, lets go. we can apparate. you fuckers better go get your dresses on and shit.
Tachi/kashi: kaaayyyy
tachi: just win, ok?
Haley: well duh.
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Winter: Jhonen, you would love my baby if i had one. i think i would make a great owner! c:
Darren: *nodnod*
Ari: wat. well, do you...
Tai: Oh, there you are, Ari. Where the fuck did you go? By the way, Winter and Darren want me to have their kid or something…
Jhonen: Please don’t have a child! For the love of god! I don’t want to take care of it!
Misa: Then don’t!
Jhonen: But I don’t then no one else will!
Misa: What about your dad?!
Jhonen: I… well… I suppose he could but…
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Winter/Darren: we will have a baby at last!
Ari: *pops up* uhhmmm.. you probably shouldn’t have a baby if you haven’t even had sex yet!
Winter: NO ONE CUURRRR
Ari: k..
Sam: THERE YOU ARE!! MY ADORABLE DUMPLING.
Ari: oh god.
Skai: i can safely say, i have no problem with it whatsoever, Tai Hatake. you let me know when you’re ready to go, anytime, anywhere. >:D
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AKF: Yeah, what even.
Kashi: Whatever. At least it’ll be easy. How hard can Grocery Shopping be?
AKF: DON’T SAY THAT. YOU’LL JINX IT!
Kashi: Psssht. BI
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Tai: Yeah, really. Got a problem with that, dickface?
Jhonen: No. NO, NO, NO, NO. Winter! Babies are NOT easy to take care of! AND TAI! I don’t give a single...
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Skai: >:3 oh reeeally?
Winter: Tai-chan! are you sure about this?!
Darren: we’ll give you some of its pageant winnings i guess
Winter: *nodnod* babies are easy to take care of right? just like a puppy or something?
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Tachi: *has been made over* I. AM. FABULOUS.
Haley:...
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Tyra: Okay! TIME FOR MAKEOVERS!
Kashi: Oh, god…
AKF: [trollface]
Kashi: You don’t get any fun stuff tonight. BI
AKF: You have to wait for your Tyra Mail. You wouldn’t have time to do any fun stuff anyway. Why do you think I had Kouji pack MY fun stuff?
Kashi: … [grumble]
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Tai: …Well… I…
Misa: It’s for a good cause! You’d be giving Winter and Darren a child that they can’t...
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Skai: i’d be up for that. Tai? *gestures at his dick and waggles eyebrows*
Winter: GROSS, Skai-Skai!
Skai: *shrug*
Darren: I think thats our best shot.
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Tachi: fine. *does sharingan thingie*
Tyra: EXCELLENT.
Haley: oooo can i see?!
Tachi: *does it to her*
Haley: hm! interesting!
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Kashi: I’M NOT EVEN HERE TO BE A MODEL WHAT THE FUCK
Tyra: Gurl, you need to dye your hair.
Kashi: THIS IS MY NATRUAL HAIR COLOR.
AKF: Yeah. It is. Trust me.
Tyra: …
Kashi: You told me I was coming here to make clothes at shit! Not model!
AKF: [shrug] Plans change.
Kashi: [mutters] You just want to see me in women’s clothes…
AKF: No, duh. [smacks his ass] ITACHI. GET BACK IN THE...
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Haley/tachi/AKF/kashi: *wander into tryout area*
Itachi: >:c she better not cut my hair! she likes to cut long haired girls hair!
Haley: *shrug* you might look decent with short hair tachi, i think you could pull it off.
Itachi: NOOOOO Dx< NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON!!!!!!!!!
Haley : :I well its tyra’s decision.
Tyra:...
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Jhonen: …Winter, where the fuck are you guys gonna get Toddlers? I have no doubt in my mind that you could glam a kid up enough to win, but… BI
Nickie: [sigh] Nikki…
Nikki: Yeah, yeah. [bitch slaps Pat] Shut the fuck up, Blood Tank.
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AKF:...
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Haley: yaaayayayayya1!! tachi you will be the number one supermodel.
itachi: well i sure hope so.
Pat*slittling wrists*
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all: *walk up to reception desk*
Haley: YOOOO BITCH is this where the top model tryouts are?
receptionist: uhh… yes?
Haley:...
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Nickie: What’s that loud wailing sound?
James: …You’re taking it too far.
Nickie: Am I? BI You try having him stalk you for YEARS over a simple misunderstanding.
George: [rolls eyes]
AKF: PACK THE SUITCASES, KOUJI!
Kouji: [grumble]
AKF: And don’t forget the fun stuff. [waggles eyebrows]
Kouji: >_>
Misa: So you’re gonna be on America’s Next Top...
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Pat: WAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO T^T
Itachi: well, we better get going to the place they shoot america’s next top model.
Haley: where’s that?
Itachi: i dunno. at tyra’s house?
Haley: Yeah right. she shoots all that at her house. pssht.
Itachi: *shurg*
Haley: I”M SO EXCITED TO MEET TYRAAAA
backinreality:
AKF: DAMN STRAIGHT IT’S USEFUL. YOU NEED PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOU...
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AKF: DAMN STRAIGHT IT’S USEFUL. YOU NEED PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO DO A PROPER COMMENTARY.
Kashi: …Know him well enough?
AKF: Seen him naked, duh.
Kashi: BI I’m so glad I’m designing and not modeling…
AKF: We’ll do a special commentary for you too, Kashi.
Kashi: Wonderful. =_=
Nikki: …Blood Tank… no. Just… no. You don’t...