Pat: because I think there’s something between us! something indescribable! something… magical… that makes life worth living.
Darren: WOW what a FAAAG
Winter: *baps darrens head* be niiiice dare-dare <3
Tachi: MODELINGGG!!! I will be FABULOUS. I PROMISE. I will make all your designs shine with the beauty of an orchid in the moonlight!
Haley: :O <3<3<3 and i will watch with AKF!! and make commentary from the sidelines!
Tachi: wow haley thats so useful. so useful. :I
AKF: I agree. BI
Kashi: WAIT! WHY DO YOU TWO ALWAYS GET TO WATCH AND—
AKF: BECAUSE WE’RE SEXY BITCHES AND WE DO WHAT WE WANT.
Kashi: … [looks at Tachi] …You seriously want to do this?
AKF: Kashi, it’s TACHI. Why are you even asking?
Kashi: [sigh] …Fiiiiine. But I suck at designing, I hope you know.
AKF: Whatever. Even if it’s hella ugly, the judges will probably love it. Just go all Lady Gaga on their asses and they’re proclaim you a hero.
Kashi: Somehow… I doubt that, but okay…
Nikki: …You’re still hung up on my sister? REALLY? After all these years? WHY?
Tachi: I dont know if we can join as a team. but we should do it anyways. cause i’m too fabulous not to.
haley: *high five* YOU SO ARE! AKF lets just watch and be amused. c:
Pat: I want the other nickieeeee T^T i just want to be loved or dieeeeee
Kashi: ಠ_ಠ Tachi… why?
AKF: [GASP] …What if Kashi joined Project Runway as a designer, and Tachi joined as a model. And they could be the perfect team!
Kashi: Like that would go through… all the models are girls.
AKF: …So? Tachi is fabulous enough—and even if they were against he could just use his… eye… thingies…
Kashi: I do not like this plan. BI
AKF: No one curr.
Nikki: [insane laughter] KYAHAHAHAHAHAAAA—Because I can, Blood Tank. BECAUSE. I. CAN.
Pat: *begins clawing at his throat* AAAEAHHHHHEEHHH*gurgle* NICKIE WHYYYY
Haley: but tachi, dont you want to be on project runway or something? you could maybe win or something. and it would be ever so entertaining.
Tachi: Yeah kashi. and then i could model for you. Forever. *whispers to kashi* i can be your girl.
…I—well—you could—… Okay, you have a point… Dammit… ———————Hogwarts———————— Ed, you’re the one that brought Snape back...