Winter/Darren: we will have a baby at last!
Ari: *pops up* uhhmmm.. you probably shouldn’t have a baby if you haven’t even had sex yet!
Winter: NO ONE CUURRRR
Ari: k..
Sam: THERE YOU ARE!! MY ADORABLE DUMPLING.
Ari: oh god.
Skai: i can safely say, i have no problem with it whatsoever, Tai Hatake. you let me know when you’re ready to go, anytime, anywhere. >:D
——————-Grocery Store——————-
Haley: *pushing cart* this list is fucking retarded. fish balls? pickled leeches? this looks like a witches brew.
Tachi: seriously. Maybe we should go to that school you guys used to go to.
Haley: DUMBFUCK thats in BRITIAN.
AKF: Yeah, what even.
Kashi: Whatever. At least it’ll be easy. How hard can Grocery Shopping be?
AKF: DON’T SAY THAT. YOU’LL JINX IT!
Kashi: Psssht. BI
————BIR————
Tai: Yeah, really. Got a problem with that, dickface?
Jhonen: No. NO, NO, NO, NO. Winter! Babies are NOT easy to take care of! AND TAI! I don’t give a single fuck if you wanna becomes fuck buddies with Skai again—that’s your fucking choice. BUT DON’T HAVE A BABY FOR WINTER AND DARREN.
Misa: Jhonen! I thought you were open-minded!
Jhonen: I am! You should know I don’t care! I just don’t want them to have a baby because I’ll be the one ending up taking care of the damn thing!
Tai: I’m gonna do it either way. Hurry up and tell me if I should take the pill or not.
Jhonen: JESUS, Tai. Calm your tits!
Tai: No. BI
Skai: >:3 oh reeeally?
Winter: Tai-chan! are you sure about this?!
Darren: we’ll give you some of its pageant winnings i guess
Winter: *nodnod* babies are easy to take care of right? just like a puppy or something?
———————ANTM————————
Tachi: *has been made over* I. AM. FABULOUS.
Haley: *claps* :DDDDDD
Tyra: TYRA MAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!!
All: -GASP!!-
Tyramail: for the next competition, the models must COMPLETE MY GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!
haley: what the fuck. this show got lame.
…I—well—you could—… Okay, you have a point… Dammit… ———————Hogwarts———————— Ed, you’re the one that brought Snape back...