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[BIR] We're Back~

Winter/Darren: we will have a baby at last! 

Ari: *pops up* uhhmmm.. you probably shouldn’t have a baby if you haven’t even had sex yet! 

Winter: NO ONE CUURRRR 

Ari: k..

Sam: THERE YOU ARE!! MY ADORABLE DUMPLING. 

Ari: oh god. 

Skai: i can safely say, i have no problem with it whatsoever, Tai Hatake. you let me know when you’re ready to go, anytime, anywhere. >:D

——————-Grocery Store——————-

Haley: *pushing cart* this list is fucking retarded. fish balls? pickled leeches? this looks like a witches brew. 

Tachi: seriously. Maybe we should go to that school you guys used to go to. 

Haley: DUMBFUCK thats in BRITIAN. 

backinreality:

AKF: Yeah, what even.

Kashi: Whatever. At least it’ll be easy. How hard can Grocery Shopping be?

AKF: DON’T SAY THAT. YOU’LL JINX IT!

Kashi: Psssht. BI

————BIR————

Tai: Yeah, really. Got a problem with that, dickface?

Jhonen: No. NO, NO, NO, NO. Winter! Babies are NOT easy to take care of! AND TAI! I don’t give a single fuck if you wanna becomes fuck buddies with Skai again—that’s your fucking choice. BUT DON’T HAVE A BABY FOR WINTER AND DARREN.

Misa: Jhonen! I thought you were open-minded!

Jhonen: I am! You should know I don’t care! I just don’t want them to have a baby because I’ll be the one ending up taking care of the damn thing!

Tai: I’m gonna do it either way. Hurry up and tell me if I should take the pill or not.

Jhonen: JESUS, Tai. Calm your tits!

Tai: No. BI

backinreality:

Skai: >:3 oh reeeally? 

Winter: Tai-chan! are you sure about this?! 

Darren: we’ll give you some of its pageant winnings i guess 

Winter: *nodnod* babies are easy to take care of right? just like a puppy or something?

———————ANTM————————

Tachi: *has been made over* I. AM. FABULOUS. 

Haley: *claps* :DDDDDD

Tyra: TYRA MAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!! 

All: -GASP!!-

Tyramail: for the next competition, the models must COMPLETE MY GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!

haley: what the fuck. this show got lame. 


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