AKF: …What the fuck? I thought Human Transmutation didn’t work. BI
Snape: Oh, who cares.
AKF: [GASP] WAIT WAIT. SO SO SO… DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE COULD COULD COULD… DO IT FOR REMUS-KUN!?! :D
——————-ANTM———————-
Kashi: …I feel a disturbance in the force.
Random Contestant: Guuuuuurl, you need to dye yo hurrrr
Kashi: No. BI
——————BIR———————
Misa: Hm? Oh, sure. [walks off with Winter]
Tai: Yeah, they probably have something to with it… whether it’s conscious or not is an entirely different matter. BI
Naru: [appears randomly] …So… Darren… how do you even… put up with Winter and how… oblivious he is to anything sexual?
Jhonen: Oh, god…
Haley: uuhm no, not exactly penguin world, per say. I had a little talk with Ed Elric. :I he might have had to sacrifice a few more limbs for me buuutt…. worth it.
Sev/Haley: *high five* LIFE PACT YEAH!!
————————BIR————————
Winter: thats true.. those kids are bitches.
Darren: but pretty bitches.
Winter: *shrug* Misa-chan? can i ask you something? can we talk in… private? :0
Darren: :o ???
Ari: i know right? i dont know how the fuck that keeps happening :I i blame haley and akf somehow.
[rolls eyes] I’m sure there’s SOMEONE around...that would fuck you, Skai. Naru: Like...
yessss… i hope...gets here quickly. he can’t really apparate can he? Snape : *shrug*...
[slaps forehead] It’s all biological… it might be...first time but you’ll figure it out!...
shit storms a brewin, we better go. c’mon, we gotta find that invisible train or whatever. —————-Hogwarts—————
Of course I’m sure, Winter-kun! What makes...wouldn’t me? o.o
:/ well… honestly… sometimes...hot cocoa at night, drug it, and
…What the fuck?...thought Human Transmutation didn’t work. BI Oh, who cares. AKF: [GASP]...
uuhm no, not exactly penguin world, per say. I had...talk with Ed Elric. :I he might
little icky, Winter-kun but it feels goooood~ Jhonen: Shut up, Misa… No. BI [grabs Ari] You need to stop getting...
about that… i miiight have tried...dead. :I Snape: well that explains
Oh, thank god… Crisis averted. Misa: Awe… I wanted...buy the kid lots of frilly, glitzy...
oohhh… i guess i dont know much about babies.. :c how will i win toddlers...tiaras then...
AKF/Haley: [Apparate into Storage Closet for Potions at Hogwarts] AKF: Ah, memories… now where the fuck in the Gillyweed...
ok, AKF, lets go. we can apparate....fuckers better go get
are, Ari. Where the fuck did you go? By the way, Winter and Darren want me to have their kid or something… Please...
Winter/Darren: we will have...baby at last! Ari: *pops up* uhhmmm.. you probably shouldn’t...
Yeah, what even. Whatever. At least it’ll be easy. How hard can Grocery Shopping be? DON’T SAY THAT. YOU’LL JINX IT! ...
>:3 oh reeeally? Winter: Tai-chan! are...sure about this?! Darren: we’ll give you some of...
Okay! TIME FOR MAKEOVERS! Kashi: Oh, god… [trollface] You don’t get any fun stuff tonight. BI You have to wait
i’d be up for that. Tai? *gestures...dick and waggles eyebrows* Winter: GROSS, Skai-Skai!...
I’M NOT EVEN HERE TO BE A MODEL WHAT THE FUCK...dye your hair. Kashi:
Haley/tachi/AKF/kashi: *wander into tryout area* Itachi: >:c she better not cut...hair!...
fuck are you guys gonna get Toddlers? I have no doubt in my mind...kid up enough to win,...
yaaayayayayya1!! tachi...number one supermodel. itachi: well i sure hope so. Pat*slittling...
What’s that loud wailing sound?...…You’re taking it too far. Am I? BI You try having him...
WAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO T^T...well, we better get going...the...
DAMN STRAIGHT IT’S USEFUL. YOU NEED PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO DO A PROPER COMMENTARY.
think there’s something between us! something indescribable! something… magical… that makes life worth living. Darren:...
agree. BI Kashi: WAIT! WHY DO...TWO ALWAYS GET TO WATCH AND— BECAUSE WE’RE SEXY BITCHES...
team. but we should do it anyways. cause i’m too fabulous not to. haley: *high five* YOU SO ARE! AKF lets just...
ಠ_ಠ Tachi… why? [GASP] …What if Kashi joined Project Runway as a designer,...Tachi joined...
*begins clawing at his throat* AAAEAHHHHHEEHHH*gurgle* NICKIE WHYYYY Haley: but tachi, dont
[blinks] …uh… Not really....just started knitting. I can’t sew or anything else. AKF: THEN...
hey kashi.. are you...fashion designer? I am really seriously looking into getting into...
FINE. GOD. [starts knitting a cardigan] BI AKF: YAAAAAYYYYY! [pats Tachi on the head] You
cardigaaaannnn! c: Haley: cardigaaaannnn!! :D...hammy! D: winter woosh your brother!...
[stares] … [kills Hammy again] Can’t be tamed. BI...…Did you really just make...
*dances around in...meow meow meow! Haley: >w< what...have...
*hands him the finished Hello Kitty hat* Here ya go, Tachi… >_>...look fabulous. =w= Me?...
>:C woosh hammy! *snuggles*...hulloooo kitteh
*continues to stare creepily* ………lawllawllawl …Hello Kitty? Really? Kashi, after all these years, how are you even...
*eats entire bag...chips at once* no ones gettin my chips. Haley: >w< *ruffling hat*...
*flies out of nowhere and clings...… *raises an eyebrow* … Kashi: *knits Haley a hat and...
Where is hammy anyways? *snuggling Darren* Darren: *rubbing face on winter*...*comes in...
… *shrug* Misa: ;u; I’m glad he’s all right~! I thought he had turned retarded like Hammy…
washing machine* D: Darren: *comes back to life* JAMES YOU PRICK! D:< Haley: *chewing
Oh! Um…! Uh…! Quick! Take if off...wash before it stains?!
meh. i can’t control him. Haley: *takes chip bag and starts eating...crumbs* ya know what...
know you want to die. And when you don’t die, you get sad. And the sadder you get, the better your blood tastes. It’s...
D: Whats going to happen to Darren-kun??? Pat: *wanders in* he’ll be fiiinne, they never kill me. i always try. >.> WHY...