Haley: yessss… i hope he gets here quickly. he can’t really apparate can he?
Snape : *shrug*
-==-ANTM——————
Itachi: ok sooo… give us the keys to your car bitch.
Contestant: uhm, no?
Itachi: (sigh) *does sharingan*
Contestant: I ONLY HAVE A HELICOPTOR!!! *gives them the keys*
tachi: well sweet.
—————-BIR——————-
Winter: oh .. okaayyyy… well.. i dunno :/
Skai: I STILL have them, they’re just not that exciting. same old, same old. i want to fuck someone i KNOW.
Ari: oohhh, someone wants a relationship??!
Skai: FUCK no. it would just be a turn-on. strippers and skanks get old. not that you would know.
Ari: meh -shrugs-
Misa: [slaps forehead] It’s all biological… it might be a little awkward the first time but you’ll figure it out!
Tai: Skai, I thought you had an army of strippers and whores…
Naru: He probably lost contact with them when he was together with Tai for all those years.
Jhonen: PFFT. Like SKAI was FAITHFUL… What a joke.
Naru: …Oh. Right.
Tai: Besides… he’s had time to gather a new army… BI So where’s your whores, Skai?
—————ANTM—————-
Kashi: All right, so… we need to get to London. How the fuck are we getting to London?
Random Contestant: Guuuurl, I have a condo in London.
Kashi: …How nice. Shut up.
—————Hogwarts—————
AKF: UMMMM… Probably. [flips open phone] … [dials a number] HEY ED. GET YO ASS OVER HERE. WE NEED YO ALCHEMY POWAHHHHHHHH. ….. No, I don’t give a fuck if Haley already took all your limbs. ….. Bring someone who has limbs to spare, then. ….. Okay. See you soon, then. [slams phone shut] Now… we wait. BI
Tachi: shit storms a brewin, we better go. c’mon, we gotta find that invisible train or whatever.
—————-Hogwarts—————
haley: uuhhhh AKF do you have Ed’s number?
Snape: uuhhg so disorganized. Do you guys want the ingrediants or what?
Haley: no fuck that, this is way more intersesting than shopping for tyra.
——————BIR————————
Darren: he has NO IDEA, so don’t let him onto it. its the only way i’ve been able to get off lately :I
Skai: -sigh- this guys been getting more action than me.. maybe i should start roofying people.
Winter: I just dont really even understand it! how do i know what to do or what is even happening!
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[rolls eyes] I’m sure there’s SOMEONE around...that would fuck you, Skai. Naru: Like...
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yessss… i hope...gets here quickly. he can’t really apparate can he? Snape : *shrug*...
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[slaps forehead] It’s all biological… it might be...first time but you’ll figure it out!...
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shit storms a brewin, we better go. c’mon, we gotta find that invisible train or whatever. —————-Hogwarts—————
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Of course I’m sure, Winter-kun! What makes...wouldn’t me? o.o
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:/ well… honestly… sometimes...hot cocoa at night, drug it, and
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…What the fuck?...thought Human Transmutation didn’t work. BI Oh, who cares. AKF: [GASP]...
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uuhm no, not exactly penguin world, per say. I had...talk with Ed Elric. :I he might
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little icky, Winter-kun but it feels goooood~ Jhonen: Shut up, Misa… No. BI [grabs Ari] You need to stop getting...
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about that… i miiight have tried...dead. :I Snape: well that explains
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Oh, thank god… Crisis averted. Misa: Awe… I wanted...buy the kid lots of frilly, glitzy...
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oohhh… i guess i dont know much about babies.. :c how will i win toddlers...tiaras then...
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AKF/Haley: [Apparate into Storage Closet for Potions at Hogwarts] AKF: Ah, memories… now where the fuck in the Gillyweed...
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ok, AKF, lets go. we can apparate....fuckers better go get
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are, Ari. Where the fuck did you go? By the way, Winter and Darren want me to have their kid or something… Please...
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Winter/Darren: we will have...baby at last! Ari: *pops up* uhhmmm.. you probably shouldn’t...
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Yeah, what even. Whatever. At least it’ll be easy. How hard can Grocery Shopping be? DON’T SAY THAT. YOU’LL JINX IT! ...
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>:3 oh reeeally? Winter: Tai-chan! are...sure about this?! Darren: we’ll give you some of...
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Okay! TIME FOR MAKEOVERS! Kashi: Oh, god… [trollface] You don’t get any fun stuff tonight. BI You have to wait
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i’d be up for that. Tai? *gestures...dick and waggles eyebrows* Winter: GROSS, Skai-Skai!...
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I’M NOT EVEN HERE TO BE A MODEL WHAT THE FUCK...dye your hair. Kashi:
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Haley/tachi/AKF/kashi: *wander into tryout area* Itachi: >:c she better not cut...hair!...
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fuck are you guys gonna get Toddlers? I have no doubt in my mind...kid up enough to win,...
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yaaayayayayya1!! tachi...number one supermodel. itachi: well i sure hope so. Pat*slittling...
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What’s that loud wailing sound?...…You’re taking it too far. Am I? BI You try having him...
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WAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO T^T...well, we better get going...the...
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DAMN STRAIGHT IT’S USEFUL. YOU NEED PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO DO A PROPER COMMENTARY.
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think there’s something between us! something indescribable! something… magical… that makes life worth living. Darren:...
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agree. BI Kashi: WAIT! WHY DO...TWO ALWAYS GET TO WATCH AND— BECAUSE WE’RE SEXY BITCHES...
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team. but we should do it anyways. cause i’m too fabulous not to. haley: *high five* YOU SO ARE! AKF lets just...
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ಠ_ಠ Tachi… why? [GASP] …What if Kashi joined Project Runway as a designer,...Tachi joined...
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*begins clawing at his throat* AAAEAHHHHHEEHHH*gurgle* NICKIE WHYYYY Haley: but tachi, dont
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[blinks] …uh… Not really....just started knitting. I can’t sew or anything else. AKF: THEN...
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hey kashi.. are you...fashion designer? I am really seriously looking into getting into...
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FINE. GOD. [starts knitting a cardigan] BI AKF: YAAAAAYYYYY! [pats Tachi on the head] You
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cardigaaaannnn! c: Haley: cardigaaaannnn!! :D...hammy! D: winter woosh your brother!...
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[stares] … [kills Hammy again] Can’t be tamed. BI...…Did you really just make...
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*dances around in...meow meow meow! Haley: >w< what...have...
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*hands him the finished Hello Kitty hat* Here ya go, Tachi… >_>...look fabulous. =w= Me?...
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>:C woosh hammy! *snuggles*...hulloooo kitteh
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*continues to stare creepily* ………lawllawllawl …Hello Kitty? Really? Kashi, after all these years, how are you even...
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*eats entire bag...chips at once* no ones gettin my chips. Haley: >w< *ruffling hat*...
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*flies out of nowhere and clings...… *raises an eyebrow* … Kashi: *knits Haley a hat and...
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Where is hammy anyways? *snuggling Darren* Darren: *rubbing face on winter*...*comes in...
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… *shrug* Misa: ;u; I’m glad he’s all right~! I thought he had turned retarded like Hammy…
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washing machine* D: Darren: *comes back to life* JAMES YOU PRICK! D:< Haley: *chewing
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Oh! Um…! Uh…! Quick! Take if off...wash before it stains?!
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meh. i can’t control him. Haley: *takes chip bag and starts eating...crumbs* ya know what...
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know you want to die. And when you don’t die, you get sad. And the sadder you get, the better your blood tastes. It’s...
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D: Whats going to happen to Darren-kun??? Pat: *wanders in* he’ll be fiiinne, they never kill me. i always try. >.> WHY...
