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[BIR] We're Back~

Tai: [rolls eyes] I’m sure there’s SOMEONE around here that would fuck you, Skai. 

Naru: Like you?

Tai: [smacks her upside the head]

Naru: … ಠ_ಠ 

Jhonen: …Did you just smack her?

Tai: Yes.

Jhonen: I’m out. [puts hands up defensively and walks away towards Winter and Misa]

Naru: [cracks knuckles]

Misa: Oh, don’t worry about it, Winter-kun! Just take a chance! You have nothing to worry about! I just know i—Oh, hi, Jhonen. 

Jhonen: Hi. >_>

Misa: Jhonen, reassure your brother that there’s nothing to be afraid of about sex. 

Jhonen: Why would I—wait, what? He came to you for advice on sex? Aren’t you still a virgin? You’ve never been with anyone. 

Misa: Does it matter? Now, reassure your brother. 

Jhonen: I don’t want to talk to my brother about sex. ಠ_ಠ

———————-ANTM————————-

Kashi: TO THE HELICOPTER! 

Tyra: WHERE’S MY FUCKING GROCERIES?!

Kashi: FUCK YO GROCERIES.

—————-Hogwarts——————-

AKF: …Hm. Maybe I should apperate and get him?

Snape: You could, but you can’t apperate in and out of Hogwarts… >_>

AKF: OH YEAH. …How did I forget THAT?

Snape: [shrug] 

AKF: …Hm. Does Ed even know where Hogwarts is? ಠ_ಠ

backinreality:

Haley: yessss… i hope he gets here quickly. he can’t really apparate can he? 

Snape : *shrug*

-==-ANTM——————

Itachi: ok sooo… give us the keys to your car bitch. 

Contestant: uhm, no? 

Itachi: (sigh) *does sharingan*

Contestant: I ONLY HAVE A HELICOPTOR!!! *gives them the keys*

tachi: well sweet. 

—————-BIR——————-

Winter: oh .. okaayyyy… well.. i dunno :/ 

Skai: I STILL have them, they’re just not that exciting. same old, same old. i want to fuck someone i KNOW. 

Ari: oohhh, someone wants a relationship??!

Skai: FUCK no. it would just be a turn-on. strippers and skanks get old. not that you would know. 

Ari: meh -shrugs-


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    …I—well—you could—… Okay, you have a point… Dammit… ———————Hogwarts———————— Ed, you’re the one that brought Snape back...
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